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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by tonyp » 10 Sep 2019, 21:11

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Post by bristleposh » 16 Sep 2019, 17:05

Tonight is the David Cameron derby in the Premiership
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Re: DONCASTER ROVERS v POSH

Post by bristleposh » 19 Sep 2019, 07:58

I bet the referee hates going to one of these places where you have to say your surname first, my memory is not that clever but I seem to recall that in the army you had to have said Joyce Ross.
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Re: DONCASTER ROVERS v POSH

Post by tonyp » 19 Sep 2019, 09:49

bristleposh wrote:
19 Sep 2019, 07:58
I bet the referee hates going to one of these places where you have to say your surname first, my memory is not that clever but I seem to recall that in the army you had to have said Joyce Ross.
Reminds me of the interview by Rowan Atkinson when he asked Elton John if it wouldn't have been more sensible to call himself John Elton.
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Post by bristleposh » 23 Oct 2019, 12:28

Apparently it's only repartée if it comes from the repartée region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling wit.

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Post by bristleposh » 28 Oct 2019, 15:03

If a man with tattoo
Chants a haka at you,
That's a Maori.
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by tonyp » 28 Oct 2019, 20:59

bristleposh wrote:
28 Oct 2019, 15:03
If a man with tattoo
Chants a haka at you,
That's a Maori.
:lol:
That's great!
We have several New Zealanders working here and I'll show it to some of them today.
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Post by daib0 » 13 Jan 2020, 21:47

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Post by bristleposh » 13 Jan 2020, 23:12

Apparently it's only repartée if it comes from the repartée region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling wit.

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