Students book review

Jokes, Riddles and Trivia. Keep them clean please!

Moderators:ashman, poshnipper

Post Reply
User avatar
Joined:25 Jun 2005, 14:22
Location:Tanah Merah, Queensland
Students book review

Post by tonyp » 26 Oct 2019, 21:51

Students at a Local High School were assigned to read two books, 'My Life' by Bill Clinton’ and 'Titanic'.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: cost - $29.99
Clinton: cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

User avatar
Joined:10 Jun 2007, 09:14

Re: Students book review

Post by bristleposh » 27 Oct 2019, 08:21

very good
I don't judge people on race, religion, gender,
ability or size, I judge them on whether or not
they're a prat!

Post Reply