Beer ~ Not To Be Taken Lightly.

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Beer ~ Not To Be Taken Lightly.

Post by tonyp » 24 Oct 2019, 09:03

Beer ~ Not To Be Taken Lightly.
Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for you!! Beer contains female hormones. Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Sep 2019, Sydney University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Re: Beer ~ Not To Be Taken Lightly.

Post by bristleposh » 24 Oct 2019, 12:30

:stupid: :clap: :clap2: :clap:
When you are dead, you don't know you're dead.
It's difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you are stupid

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