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new supermarket

Post by tonyp » 20 Oct 2019, 06:06

A New Supermarket has opened in Peterborough.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is the scent of freshly mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking and cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalising smell of freshly baked bread.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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