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Just wondering

Post by tonyp » 20 Sep 2019, 04:13

Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in diet coke?
Or do they? Go ahead and try it.
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Re: Just wondering

Post by tonyp » 20 Sep 2019, 04:16

How important does a person have to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
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Re: Just wondering

Post by tonyp » 20 Sep 2019, 04:17

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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Re: Just wondering

Post by tonyp » 20 Sep 2019, 04:18

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Re: Just wondering

Post by tonyp » 20 Sep 2019, 04:20

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Re: Just wondering

Post by tonyp » 20 Sep 2019, 04:20

How did the person who made the first clock, know what time it was?
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Re: Just wondering

Post by bristleposh » 20 Sep 2019, 07:33

Are all questions rhetorical unless they have answers
Why does the winner of Miss Universe always come from Earth?

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Re: Just wondering

Post by ashman » 20 Sep 2019, 08:11

bristleposh wrote:
20 Sep 2019, 07:33
Are all questions rhetorical unless they have answers
Did you forget the question mark :wink:
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