Wake up call

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Wake up call

Post by AndoverPoshFan » 20 Jul 2018, 19:55

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 3 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 100 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear."

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Re: Wake up call

Post by bristleposh » 20 Jul 2018, 20:53

Political correctness gone mad these days,
you can't say Mongoose, you have to say
Special needs goose

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