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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by tonyp » 10 Sep 2019, 21:11

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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by bristleposh » 16 Sep 2019, 17:05

Tonight is the David Cameron derby in the Premiership
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Re: DONCASTER ROVERS v POSH

Post by bristleposh » 19 Sep 2019, 07:58

I bet the referee hates going to one of these places where you have to say your surname first, my memory is not that clever but I seem to recall that in the army you had to have said Joyce Ross.
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Re: DONCASTER ROVERS v POSH

Post by tonyp » 19 Sep 2019, 09:49

bristleposh wrote:
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I bet the referee hates going to one of these places where you have to say your surname first, my memory is not that clever but I seem to recall that in the army you had to have said Joyce Ross.
Reminds me of the interview by Rowan Atkinson when he asked Elton John if it wouldn't have been more sensible to call himself John Elton.
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Post by bristleposh » 23 Oct 2019, 12:28

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Post by bristleposh » 28 Oct 2019, 15:03

If a man with tattoo
Chants a haka at you,
That's a Maori.
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by tonyp » 28 Oct 2019, 20:59

bristleposh wrote:
28 Oct 2019, 15:03
If a man with tattoo
Chants a haka at you,
That's a Maori.
:lol:
That's great!
We have several New Zealanders working here and I'll show it to some of them today.
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Post by bristleposh » 13 Jan 2020, 23:12

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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by daib0 » 31 Jan 2020, 12:48

Dave the Kopite is touring the USA. Along the way, he stops off at a remote bar in the Nevada desert and chats to the bartender when he spots a Red Indian in full tribal dress seated in the corner of the bar.

"Blimey!" remarks Dave. "Who's he?"

"Gee, that's the memory man," replies the bartender. "He knows everything there is to know. Got a memory like an elephant, he can remember any fact. Heck, go and try him out!"

Dave heads over to the Red Indian, thinking that he can outsmart him with a question about English football.

He asks the memory man, "Who won the 1965 FA cup final?"

"Liverpool," came the instantaneous reply.

Dave was stunned. He tried again asking, "Who did they beat?"

"Leeds," replied the memory man.

Dave tried once more asking, "What was the final score?"

The wise Red Indian didn't hesitate in answering, "2-1."

Dave thinks he'll get smart, asking the memory man for the name of the winning goal scorer. Without so much as blinking, the Red Indian says, "Ian St John."

Dave is stunned and returns home to Liverpool, where he tells everyone about the Red Indian. Dave's curiosity lingers, and he vows to return to America and pay his respects to the Indian. Ten years later, Dave finally saved up enough money to return and, after weeks of searching the Nevada desert, once more he finds the Red Indian, now in a cave.

Humbled by the Red Indian, Dave steps forward, bows, and greets the brave in his traditional tongue.

"How," Dave says.

The memory man squints at him and replies, "A diving header in the six-yard box."
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by poshnipper » 08 Feb 2020, 09:00

Daib0 .......
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We go again...
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Post by bristleposh » 08 Feb 2020, 09:36

poshnipper wrote:
08 Feb 2020, 09:00
Daib0 .......
:clap2: :clap2:
For some reason I missed that post, when I heard the joke originally about the 1992 league three play off final, the following year when he'd gone back and showed his respect by saying how! He was told an 89th minute winner by Ken Charlery
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Post by bristleposh » 20 May 2020, 16:24

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Post by ashman » 20 May 2020, 17:32

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Post by daib0 » 24 May 2020, 11:42

This could be fun!!!!
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