Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 27 Oct 2019, 08:22

tonyp wrote:
26 Oct 2019, 21:44
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That sounds like a true soundbite
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 08 Nov 2019, 19:46

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 11 Nov 2019, 19:54

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I really shouldn’t laugh
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by tonyp » 17 Nov 2019, 06:24

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by tonyp » 17 Nov 2019, 21:16

See if you can solve this one.
Facial expression interpretations are an important part of the respected Mayo Clinic psychometric test. In the following pictures, you see women with a range of facial expressions. Study the expressions, and try to imagine what single act each is experiencing.

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They are all about to sneeze!


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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 17 Nov 2019, 21:57

I certainly got it wrong
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by ashman » 18 Nov 2019, 07:40

Woman: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!
Doctor: Are you taking anything for this condition?
Woman: Yes, pepper!
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 18 Nov 2019, 09:30

ashman wrote:
18 Nov 2019, 07:40
Woman: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!
Doctor: Are you taking anything for this condition?
Woman: Yes, pepper!
:clap:


Wrong thread, or as dopey says on t'other forum 'keep it Posh'
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by tonyp » 18 Nov 2019, 09:42

bristleposh wrote:
18 Nov 2019, 09:30
ashman wrote:
18 Nov 2019, 07:40
Woman: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!
Doctor: Are you taking anything for this condition?
Woman: Yes, pepper!
:clap:


Wrong thread, or as dopey says on t'other forum 'keep it Posh'
:stupid:

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 26 Nov 2019, 18:00

Perhaps I should have laughed so loud :clap: :clap2: :clap:

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by daib0 » 12 Dec 2019, 22:40

bristleposh wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 21:57
I certainly got it wrong
me too!!!!!
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 12 Dec 2019, 22:48

daib0 wrote:
12 Dec 2019, 22:40
bristleposh wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 21:57
I certainly got it wrong
me too!!!!!
Great to see you back posting
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by daib0 » 12 Dec 2019, 22:55

bristleposh wrote:
12 Dec 2019, 22:48
daib0 wrote:
12 Dec 2019, 22:40
bristleposh wrote:
17 Nov 2019, 21:57
I certainly got it wrong
me too!!!!!
Great to see you back posting
litle by little, this is a FANTASTIC forum, will never forget you guys! :clap2:
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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I don't judge people on race, religion, gender,
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they're a prat!

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