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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 17 Apr 2019, 11:58

Lol
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by ashman » 17 Apr 2019, 12:03

bristleposh wrote:
17 Apr 2019, 11:58
Lol
Too early!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 17 Apr 2019, 12:06

It’s never too early, I’ve been Sein’ this for a long time
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 29 Apr 2019, 13:34

An ex-girlfriend of mine was obsessed with counting. I often wonder ..... what she is up to now?!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by Poshay » 09 May 2019, 07:53

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From the Slough of Despond to the Land of Hope for Glory. : :P l:

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 09 May 2019, 08:05

Poshay wrote:
09 May 2019, 07:53
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:lol: :clap:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 09 May 2019, 08:38

tonyp wrote:
09 May 2019, 08:05
Poshay wrote:
09 May 2019, 07:53
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:lol: :clap:
I don't see the point of that, no wait
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by Poshay » 09 May 2019, 12:55

Poshay wrote:
09 May 2019, 07:53
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Just trying to delete my post - I hadn't spotted Tony's Archie thread at the time. :oops:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by ashman » 09 May 2019, 16:59

Those last five posts are definitely worthy of 'laugh of the day!' Whether they were by design or simply by weird co-incidences doesn't detract from the humour! Well done chaps! :clap2:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 09 May 2019, 17:29

ashman wrote:
09 May 2019, 16:59
Those last five posts are definitely worthy of 'laugh of the day!' Whether they were by design or simply by weird co-incidences doesn't detract from the humour! Well done chaps! :clap2:
:clap: :clap2:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 09 May 2019, 21:38

daib0 wrote:
09 May 2019, 17:29
ashman wrote:
09 May 2019, 16:59
Those last five posts are definitely worthy of 'laugh of the day!' Whether they were by design or simply by weird co-incidences doesn't detract from the humour! Well done chaps! :clap2:
:clap: :clap2:
Make that six
:clap: :clap2:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by Gaz_Miller » 29 May 2019, 11:49

Bloke says to his wife "My bumhole is really burning. Do you have any idea what it could be?"

"Ring Sting" she replied.

Bloke asks, "How will he know?"
I'm being stalked by Roland off Grange Hill

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 04 Jun 2019, 09:49

Gaz_Miller wrote:
29 May 2019, 11:49
Bloke says to his wife "My bumhole is really burning. Do you have any idea what it could be?"

"Ring Sting" she replied.

Bloke asks, "How will he know?"
Maybe his wife thought that her friend Sting was the culprit?
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 07 Jun 2019, 14:21

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It's the same when you are stupid

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 11 Jun 2019, 20:43

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life." my boss told me.

"It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Chile in 2009."

"Really?"

"No"
When you are dead, you don't know you're dead.
It's difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you are stupid

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