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tonyp
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GOOD INVESTMENT

Post by tonyp » 13 Oct 2020, 19:35

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client .
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary in bed together “
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow - Albert Einstein

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Re: GOOD INVESTMENT

Post by bristleposh » 14 Oct 2020, 10:14

tonyp wrote:
13 Oct 2020, 19:35
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client .
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary in bed together “
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Re: GOOD INVESTMENT

Post by ashman » 14 Oct 2020, 12:21

:lol: :D :clap2:
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