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by daib0
30 Mar 2020, 09:39
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 759
Views: 126760

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

tonyp wrote:
30 Mar 2020, 08:10
daib0 wrote:
30 Mar 2020, 07:04
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poshaussie who is a retired teacher doesn't think that is at all funny.

She tells me that she would have given a pupil low marks for the spelling of "colouring" and for not keeping in between the lines.
:lol: :lol:
by daib0
30 Mar 2020, 07:04
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 759
Views: 126760

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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by daib0
29 Mar 2020, 13:10
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

Hope Johnson has used no lick stamps on the 30 million letters he is sending out. :shock:
by daib0
28 Mar 2020, 21:04
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1351
Views: 172754

Re: laughs of the day

I'm giving up drinking for a month.

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
by daib0
28 Mar 2020, 18:02
Forum: Predictions
Topic: League finishing positions 2019/20
Replies: 47
Views: 3513

Re: League finishing positions 2019/20

Just in case the season has already ended the points are as follows :- Name, Error,Bonus,Total Brian,80, -20, 60 OBM ,98, -20, 78 Ashman, 94, -15, 79 Dunc ,104, -15, 89 Banbury, 102, -10, 92 Bristol, 108, -15, 93 PoshOz, 98, -5, 93 Suffolk, 116, -15, 101 Tony ,108, -5, 103 Poshay, 120, -10, 110 CJ ...
by daib0
27 Mar 2020, 12:31
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

Britain's PM has tested positive for coronavirus...
Boris Johnson is self-isolating but not stepping back from his duties for the time being
by daib0
26 Mar 2020, 15:46
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1351
Views: 172754

Re: laughs of the day

I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.

She went from Barking to Tooting in 40 minutes.
by daib0
26 Mar 2020, 12:58
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1351
Views: 172754

Re: laughs of the day

Ordered a chinese last night. Little chinese driver comes to the door and I walk out to meet him. He shouts "isolate, isolate". I say, "mate calm down, I only ordered half an hour ago."
by daib0
25 Mar 2020, 17:48
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

disease expert Didier Raoult might be on to a unassailable Nobel Prize if his claims are true and work out: https://www.euronews.com/2020/03/23/clinical-trials-starting-in-europe-as-new-drug-offers-hope-of-potential-coronavirus-treatm He's no charlatan, got an amazing track record: https://en.wikipe...
by daib0
24 Mar 2020, 03:37
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

I've been begging everyone on several forums to take it seriously for some time now, from seeing it balloon in Spain. People just didn't want to see it come. Now it's simply too late, it's passing around tens of thousands of you....
by daib0
23 Mar 2020, 10:02
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

Boris and Co.have just about got it right...…...the one's who have not, are the majority of the Public who have proved once again that a great many are morons without a grey cell between them. Put some in prison and fine them a £1000 or two, might, just might wake them up. I have not moved from hom...
by daib0
21 Mar 2020, 14:04
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

What is being recommended in the UK is NOOOOTHING compared to the hard hand against CV in Spain: People can only leave their houses with written documentation from their employer indicating arriving and leaving times and constance of importance of their presence needed confirmed in writing. Shopping...
by daib0
21 Mar 2020, 08:34
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

Gloves, masks and soap/gel SO important...Britain simply isn't prepared for what is about to unfold. There HAS to be far better information releases by the authorities
by daib0
21 Mar 2020, 07:08
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coronavirus
Replies: 205
Views: 3704

Re: Coronavirus

now 21,500 infected in Spain - get prepared for the worst
by daib0
18 Mar 2020, 21:11
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: Scottish football seem to have given up on 2019-20...
Replies: 1
Views: 118

Scottish football seem to have given up on 2019-20...

Scottish football seem to have given up on 2019-20...

We're looking at next season, me thinks...


https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51953399